I ran into this list of pickup lines and they were cracking me up. Not that as a happily married woman with mind numbing sex appeal I need pickup lines, but what the heck, here's the edited down list I would pay money to see someone try to use in a bar.
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
- Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
- I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
- Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
- I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
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