a post from Lumpy Chickennose

You should check out this name generator built in the spirit of the childrens book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... and according to the website, I am "Lumpy Chickennose." The other members of my Chickennose family are:

Husband Dorkey
Daughter Pinky
Son Poopsie
and our exchange student - Zippy Livertush